What's The Appeal with See Sawah Run? And Purity Pledge

What is the appeal indeed? Well, last night, I posted a video on my page with fans waiting at a book signing in Ohio who's best answers to what I found to be questions that weren't hard, were uh, huh, uh, I dunno, some answered with a few actual sentences that sounded even dumber than than the 'I dunno's', the Uh's, etc.


Beware, Boys and Girls, this is another nicotine withdrawal bad day so not too many folks will be spared in tonight's posting.


We know why boys like Justin with his raging tory hormones like her: he sees her in his wet dreams along with Carrie Prejean.


I just visited SUZY ALLCAPSLOCK's page where she wrote an article about the subject. Long winded. Same as the comments she has on her BBW page; basically, Sawah's not dumb: it's just that us lefties don't like her. Wow, what a justification here! We don't like her; we never did and we openly admit this. How does this take away from the fact that she's still dumb?


Ah, another wingnut from the Blogging Tories: Dodo! Here is something new and well, it does bring stupid to new heights. Read her post if you dare. As Fern Hill  from Dammit Janet pointed out, that Dodo does seem to have a certain fixation for extinct animals.  Since she never allows my comments at her blog to see the light of day because, free speech is for her and not for me, I will comment here.  Bottom line is, apparently, we on the left are very unhappy people; which is why we criticise See Sawah Run. Here is an exerpt which is a fave of mine: 


"These haters of Palin are jealous of the woman. Palin has accomplished in her 40+ years what a whole lot of these empty headed feminist bimbos have never been able to, even if they are staggering towards their 6-foot underground dwelling within the next little while. Most of these feminist haters of Palin have never been mothers, having probably aborted their babies at least once during their lifetimes, never had a loving, strong, deep relationship with either a partner or husband, never had a proper family life, never had loving parents, never had a successful career, never known the joy of hunting, never even been on a single fishing trip and has never known a deep lasting friendship. There is nothing in their lives that is good and meaningful so when they see an embodiment of what a woman of character and substance is really like, they are burned with jealously and hatred of the worst kind. It hits them that they took the wrong path and now it is a bit too late to change their ways."


OH NO! That Dodo just set my therapy back by three years or so. Hand me those cigarettes and that booze now, babe! All this, because I never knew the joys of watching Bambi get shot to death in the woods or sat in a boat to fish, an activity that is less exciting than watching paint dry.


Ladies from Progressive Bloggers and other like minded female bloggers: WE'S DOOMED according to Dodo.


Oh Dodo, I think it is you that is unhappy. Unhappy and paranoid; you  seem to see evil lefties everywhere you look, including the pantry no doubt.


Seriously though: as amusing as speculating about See Sawah run for pres can be, it is serious: I dare to say she's even dumber than Georgie Jr. She may even need help from Dan Quayle.


Here are some 'Palinisms' : Some you already have heard and some you may have forgotten.


Afghanistan is our neighbouring country Ya know, I thought my geography sucked worse than my spelling, but that just don't sound correct.


How about the time she was duped by the French language radio hosts from CKOI FM in Montreal into believing they were Nicolas Sarkozy?


She feuds publicly with a teen-ager. How dignified is that?


My big question that no one seems to remember really or talk about and it is in Sawah's book (fiction I know): the GOP blamed her for the John McCain loss in 2008. It got to the point they went to her home in Alaska to claim the clothes she purchased for the campaign trail on their dime. Clearly, they regretted selecting her to run with McCain. Why on earth would the GOP endorse her to be president? Unless, of course she joins that new Tea Bagger Party; the Tea Party Party (TeePeePee? Great acronym).


Oh, the nerve of Sawah! After hiding behind a security detail,  She basically told Marg Delahunty/Mary Walsh from This Hour has 22 Minutes: 


“Canada needs to dismantle its public health-care system and allow private enterprise to get involved and turn a profit.”


Yikes! Nice that she and others like her care more about the free markets and corporations to make profits rather than caring for actual sick human beings.


I came across this at Enormous Thriving Plants this fine evening. It's a RNC purity pledge for GOP members. Here goes:

(1) Smaller government, smaller national debt, lower deficits and lower taxes by opposing bills like Obama's "stimulus" bill

Except, wasn't that Georgie's stimulus bill? Obama is just continuing where Georgie left off. 

(2) Market-based health care reform and oppose Obama-style government run healthcare;

That has proven to not work over the years. Not very Christian of you folks to not provide health care for all, including the downtrodden 

(3) Market-based energy reforms by opposing cap and trade legislation;

 (4) Workers' right to secret ballot by opposing card check

(5) Legal immigration and assimilation into American society by opposing amnesty for illegal immigrants;

 Oh Hell, why stop there? Oppose immigration of any kind!

(6) Victory in Iraq and Afghanistan by supporting military-recommended troop surges;

Well, it looks like Obama is about to follow that advice by caving in and sending 34 000 troops. Hey, this should make you happy; like Lyndon B Johnson's presidency was sunk by the Vietnam war, these wars will be Obama's Vietnams 

(7) Containment of Iran and North Korea, particularly effective action to eliminate their nuclear weapons threat

 (8) Retention of the Defense of Marriage Act;
Yes, let's defend all marriage acts: heterosexual and homosexual

(9) Protecting the lives of vulnerable persons by opposing health care rationing and denial of health care and government funding of abortion; and

Hmm! Is that what a public option among other things in the health care reform supposed to do? Also, as to the rationing and denying health care, isn't the market system already accomplishing those two items?

(10) The right to keep and bear arms by opposing government restrictions on gun ownership

No, of course not, there's just not enough gun tragedies going on 




And what does this have to do with Reagan? "President Ronald Reagan believed ... that someone who agreed with him 8 out of 10 times was his friend, not his opponent," the resolution states. With that in mind, if a candidate strayed from the list on three more issues, the RNC resolution, if approved, would block him/her from receiving financial support and/or official endorsements.


Oh and don't forget, only watch Faux News because it's all you can trust. Take an interview with any other network and that's a mark against the purity pledge.


Well, I guess the idea of Centrists doesn't exist. I've noticed that most so-called American Centrists lean to the right anyway and they have no trouble leaning further to the right, just to avoid Evil Socialism! Most don't know the meaning of the word, but it's been so perversed and now considered such a bad word that the true meaning of Socialism is now going to need another word.

The Blogging Tory Soap Opera

Featuring Justin the Raging Tory and a mystery person simply known as 'The Iceman'. I first came across this banal, insignificant yet somewhat entertaining saga over at Canadian Cynic's page. I have to say I got a chuckle from this.  I, of course went over to the Blogging Tories page and found any postings from  Frick and Frack continuing this really strange cat fight; reminds me of a lover's quarrel in a very strange disfunctional way.


Young Justin is being run by his hormones it would seem. He is also part of that shallow generation where all is superficial and originality is completely lacking. I mean, he uses that now second hand term "....Don't hassle the Hoff" for Christ's sake. Youngsters like him are more than likely to jump off a bridge if the older Blogging Tories were doing just that.


The Iceman is well, he/she keeps him/herself anonymous so I can't really tell except to say they're showing colours of insecurity and separation anxiety. 


I also discovered they have the same layout for their blog as mine. Remind me to rectify this problem. The next time I give my page a make over, I will more than likely attempt to design my own if I can find someone tech savvy to help with coding. Hell, I just may even move the show over to wordpress but I digress. 


Anyway, back to this 'Tragicomedy' to quote Kevron. The bone of contention is simply that Young Justin in fine form is having wet dream of See Sawah Run  run for President: he seems to think that a neo-con with looks 'n' legs are all that's needed to be the President of a  so-called super power.


The Iceman, who I will guess is somewhat older and thus less driven by hormones, seems to believe like the rest of the real world that See Sawah run as Pres would be a train wreck: much like bubble heads like Carrie Prejean.


Anyhooo, let the games begin!  


Young Justin is trying with all his spoiled child might probably even holding his breath until he turns tory blue to get Iceman kicked out of the Blogging Tories simply because Iceman expresses disagreement. Well, Well, Well... 


Here is another example of the Free Speech Chicken Hawkdom. Young Justin, like all good neo-cons loves his absolute free speech, except when someone, including a fellow Tory Blogger disagrees with him. Even more than that, in order for Justin to feel secure, he wants to make folks like that mean ol' Iceman go away.


Speaking of Free Speech, Iceman, how about publishing my comment? I think I offered sound advice. Yeesh! Some folks don't appreciate nothing. I wonder if he/she would publish the comment and may even consider the advice had it been another Blogging Tory.


Iceman too is starting to show some insecurity. I get the idea he/she is begging to stay with the Blogging Tories. How unattractive! I sent a comment which, of course is not published.  I basically told them that if Blogging Tories didn't were going to turf them because of a disagreement regarding the Alaskan wet dream, then maybe they weren't worth sticking around for. If they needed a host for their blog, I suggested perhaps finding some non-partisan hosts. 


Consider this one of those pre-week-end fluff pieces. I couldn't resist. Like I said, poking fun and conservative bloggers has become quite the substitute for nicotine withdrawal.


I am hoping that I can gain back my patience for research and writing well thought out opinion pieces or coming up with more satirical image montages for this blog which  this page was meant for in the first place. It's been difficult since quitting smoking.


It will be two weeks tomorrow evening @ 20:00 I had my last cigarette. I still don't feel like me and I think I'm going to gain 600lbs.


PS: If anyone can help me with coding for a blogger template...any help would be appreciated. Or should I just move the show to Wordpress??