Orly Taitz- Sawah's Russian Sistah?

After catching the last story in Huff Post about See Sawah Run joining the birthers; is anyone really surprised? It was a matter of time.


Meanwhile, the Zsa-Zsa wannabe just lost yet another motion to get one of her many Birther cases before a judge. This time it was that Judge Carter from California who dismissed it. She must be crushed after going batshit crazy on steroids on various tv shows being so sure this judge would rule in her favor. Hope does spring eternal in these people's lives.


I wonder if Orly and Sawah waved at each other when Sawah was, you know, watching Russia from her front porch?

Wingnut Vs Wingnut

Orly Taitz - Response to Bill O' Reilly's smears 
"It is time to protest FOX NEWS"



Well, Well, Two of America's biggest Neo-con factions are at war it would seem. It's Orly Taitz v Bill O Reilly. 




Who will win?

Sawah & Orly Should never write: They should date Conservatively--Saturday Night Brain Drain Fun #5:

Saturday Night Brain Drain Fun #5


Dating Conservatively

Well, I thought I would add a Canadian feature this week before heading to, once again, American Right Wing: a group no one can seem to get enough of.


Conservative Dating Service-CHarmony, because being a Neo-con in Canada or in the U.S. must be lonely sometimes: Here's a spoof of an ad which was posted to so many blogs this week, with good reason. However, we must remember that most good humour is derived from truth. I really do wonder if this is how 'wholesome' conservatives mate:



Now onto the Americans:

"Sarah Palin? She's A Dope! Write A Book? She Can't Read A Book!" Don Imus (you all remember that racist shock jock don't you?) from Crooks & Liars

Sarah Palin wrote a book & is set for release in November but already sold many copies on Amazon.com. In my Birthday edition of Brain Drain Fun, I took a guess at what the story would be:  a very short one; the other 399 pages would be all pictures.


Well, it seems there are other goodies I never would have guessed in this book. Probably should have added her geography lesson October, 2008: she called Afghanistan “our neighboring country”. Almost forgot about that one. Gee, who needs geography class when we got Sawah Pawin??


Also, David Letterman features Sawah's top 10 tips for writing a book: Watch the video below: 




Incidentally, Leftake.com is having a contest to retitle Sawah's book: Going Rogue: An American Life. They think there are much 'snarkier' title choices & are opening the forum.


Last but certainly not least: the Left's most entertaining wingnut of all time: 
It's ORLY time!!
Well, if we remember correctly, Orly Taitz's client, Connie Rhodes dumped her sorry ass  (background of the Connie Rhodes case here) before taking off to Iraq. The Zsa-Zsa Gabor wannabe accused Judge Land of Treason.  Judge Land gave her two weeks to show cause why he shouldn't fine her 10, 000$ for her conduct. Well, this how she responded: She says Judge Land should recuse himself: here are just two of her crazy rantings in this motion: 
"There is some circumstantial evidence that Judge Clay D. Land may have had extrajudicial and ex-parte contacts with the Obama administration, in particular from Attorney General Eric Holder."


Also:  "A preliminary review of the results of the Honorable Judge Clay D. Land’s public disclosures concerning his investments, it also appears to the undersigned that Judge Land may be disqualified because he has equity ownership of certain securities (e.g. Microsoft and Comcast) which are aligned both politically and economically with a key Defendant in this case, namely the de facto President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama, in such a direct and personal way that it could be said that this Judge has a financial stake in the outcome of the former Plaintiff Captain Connie Rhodes’ original case-in-chief."


Funny she would be convinced Judge Land would be in bed with President Obama, given he is a Bush appointee: a Republican. 


According to Texdude from Daily Kos, she even used the phrase, "Batshit Crazy" in her motion. Here is a copy of her motion. In this article, Texdude says that in his 27 years of practising law, he has never seen anything like this.


I wouldn't be surprised if this judge recuses himself simply to save his own mental health; hell, maybe even take sick leave.


Well, that is tonight's edition of Saturday Night Brain Drain Fun, except to say that given rumours of Sawah & Todd splitting & that Orly so obviously has way too much time on her hands, perhaps they should find mates. Perhaps try C-Harmony. But, then, they would both be probably matched up with Dan Quayle, assuming he is still alive, of course.  Oh, wait!! Why should it matter if he's dead or alive? The brain never really clicked. Brain dead would be perfect for those two!!

Orly Taitz, Until You show us that Law Degree, SHUT-UP SCHEISTER!!!

Stories like this are what gives me hope some days that the idiocy of the American Right Wing are coming to an end. Hopefully, the Birther movement will finally die the death it deserves.


For those who don't know, Orly Taitz, a California lawyer, Real-estate agent & dentist (hey, one stop shopping!) is touted the Queen of the Birther movement, bringing frivolous law suits into court, challenging, as she likes to call him, Barack "Hussein" Obama's eligibility for the presidency & forging Kenyan Birth certificates along the way. What is surprising is some of these judges were actually allowing these cases onto their dockets. Who knows? Perhaps they were bored & looking for comic relief. She has filed a grand total of 12 million Birther lawsuits. Wow! And she still finds the time to go sell houses & damage people's teeth AND be a regular on you tube & blogging?? 


Well, finally, her 15 minutes of infamy are just about up now as she is quickly losing credibility with all including the media, judges & some of her clients.She's a goin' down!! She is being sued,  some of her now-former clients are coming out saying she either elicited false testimony or filing claims on their behalf without permission, disbarment proceedings against her coming up;  she's been lambasted by Judge Clay Land, a Bush appointed Federal judge from the District of Georgia & by MSNBC's Dylan Ratigan. 


In one of her cases, Pamela Barnett et al v Barack 'Hussein' Obama, Judge Arthur Nakazato in the Federal court in the Central District of California threw out a Kenyan birth certificate on August 1, 2009 because it was improperly filed & in the wrong format. Apparently, this 'birth certificate' proved to be a forgery & was based on an old birth certificate belonging to Australian civil servant, David Jefferey Bomford. Oh, in case anyone ever gets bored silly, here's an activity for you: you can create your own Kenyan birth certificate off this web site.


In spite of all her recent mishaps, she has no plans on giving up this lunacy; in the video from this page, she claims she will have Obama out of office in thirty days. What's more, this shrilly lunatic  fancys herself like Nelson Mandela!! I wonder what Nelson Mandela would have to say about that one?


Her latest outrage was when Judge Clay Land of the Federal Court of the District of Georgia, a Bush appointee, not only dismissed her motion of consideration in the case of  Cpt. Connie Rhodes v MacDonald but threatened sanctions against Taitz if she ever brought another one of those frivolous cases back in his courtroom. Connie Rhodes is an army doctor who was being deployed to Iraq & decided to challenge this thinking President Obama is not the legitimate president of the United States & thus not eligible to be Commander in Chief. Now, instead of quitting while she was behind, she has accused Judge Land of Treason:


"This is so outrageous what this judge did -- it goes in the face of law and order," said Taitz, reached at her office in Mission Viego, CA. "Not every judge is as corrupt as Judge Land. Some judges believe in the Constitution. And some judges believe in the rule of law."


When asked if she would continue with the Connie Rhodes case, she answered: "This is the decision of Connie," she said. "I will be talking to her and making a decision.". Well, Taitz's bubble has just been burst. Not only does Cpt Rhodes no longer wish to continue, she has already left to take her post in Iraq & here's a letter she wrote to Judge Land before leaving, basically asking the judge to withdraw the motion as she did not authorize it & doesn't want to proceed. 


I believe Rhodes was probably an esteemed member of the Birther's movement but her letter to be sincere as most conservatives tend to believe in serving their country & that would certainly take precedence over the Birthers. Besides, if she really didn't want to go to Iraq, I'm sure she would have found craftier ways to avoid duty like defecting to Canada or something along those lines.


Another notable Birther, Larry Sinclair, has also filed an affidavit in a California court claiming she made him lie.


Well, it seems the party may be over for Taitz as now, the California Bar is proceeding to have Orly Taitz disbarred.


It would be about time!! What she & others fail to realize is that President Obama's Birth certificate would have been  heavily scrutinized before even being allowed to even run in the Democratic leadership primaries like any other presidential hopeful; Republican or Democrat due to that strict rule that all U.S. presidents must be born in the U.S.


Funny, I don't remember these clowns disputing John McCain's candidacy since he was born in Panama.